Last few weeks have been sinfully dull/crazy work/tense.

Stardate 021610: Captain's Log.

This guy at school today was walking down the stairs outside the soc. building and slipped right on the ground face first. Ah ha! I thought. Thank God he went first or I would've totally made an ass out of myself. So I try to cooly walk around the huge ice patch located on the last 6 or 7 steps, did a little dance with the rails, and fell on my ass.

So much for not making an ass out of myself. In other news: I got a bike today to ride around to class! I always wanted to be one of those guys who roll up their pants legs.

It's funny, all my friends keep telling me what a big queer I am for reading all these random chicks awesome fashion blogs. It's not my fault they're so fun to look at. This other one suggested that I start my own. I was all, "SCOFF. not I". But this blog will not be fashion related. Nope. I am pretty much going to talk about anything that is anything. Imitation and something about flattery and I'll leave you there.

fWEEK

So am I insane or do these crumpled up chipotle bags look like a dragon and a bird nestled up. Like the bag in the background totally looks like a bird! And the bag in front looks like a dragon. I'm not crazy! I'm NOT! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!(A line from Scary Movie 2, really classy).

Insanely jealous of anyone who's at fweek right now. Not that I particularly care about F(lawl) but I want to meet bloggers and scare them off and stuff. But in other news, I should be reading the thousands of pages of lipoteichoic acid and boring nonsense, but eff that. The best way to not get work done is start up a blog. Post a thousand times. Let's hope for some good shows!