Stardate 021610: Captain's Log.

This guy at school today was walking down the stairs outside the soc. building and slipped right on the ground face first. Ah ha! I thought. Thank God he went first or I would've totally made an ass out of myself. So I try to cooly walk around the huge ice patch located on the last 6 or 7 steps, did a little dance with the rails, and fell on my ass.

So much for not making an ass out of myself. In other news: I got a bike today to ride around to class! I always wanted to be one of those guys who roll up their pants legs.

It's funny, all my friends keep telling me what a big queer I am for reading all these random chicks awesome fashion blogs. It's not my fault they're so fun to look at. This other one suggested that I start my own. I was all, "SCOFF. not I". But this blog will not be fashion related. Nope. I am pretty much going to talk about anything that is anything. Imitation and something about flattery and I'll leave you there.